AERTELwatch

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28/08/04 The first Aertelwatch image! Note that Ciaran Martyn hasn’t played for UCD for a number of years, and actually scored the winning penalty for Derry in their match on the same page!

20/09/04 Note the odd number of games played in the league, an obvious impossibility. What seems to have happened is that AERTEL, in all of their genius, updated the table for the winners of the previous week’s fixtures only!

??/??/05 Craetive writing at its best. Yes, not only is the third paragraph the same as the first, it’s even got the same typo in it. Craetive writing at its best.

??/??/05 Look at the inventive headline: "Derry City knock one past Waterford". Knock one past? I know sports journalism is essentially the process of recycling cliches, but that’s taking the piss.

09/08/05 “The loss effectively ends Shels’ hopes of retaining the title” says Aertel of Shels’ 3-3 loss to Drogheda.

18/08/05 Aertel update the First Division table after Dundalk’s 3-0 win in Galway…only to somehow accredit the win to Drogheda and slip them in at the bottom of the table!!

18/08/05 Aertel update the First Division table after Dundalk’s 3-0 win in Galway…only to somehow accredit the win to Drogheda and slip them in at the bottom of the table!!

18/10/05 Yes, that’s right, the 18^th of October. It's like we never got knocked out. In other news, Ireland manager Owen Hand is to give a press conference on where he sees the team going.

09/11/05 Henry, Anelka and Cisse score a brace to help France scrape their 2-2 draw with the mighty Costa Rica.

09/11/05 On that very same day, Linfield came back from -1-0 to win 4-0 against Lisburn.