STIGonline.com - Miscellany

Serious Articles

Orig Why TV3 suck. John Healy
S7.? A Tale of Two Suspensions. John Craddock
S7.7 The Mystery of the Disappearing Genesis Report. John Craddock
S7.3 The Mystery of the Disappearing Architect’s Report. John Craddock
Orig FAI984. An article on the fining of Derry City over a fan’s opinion piece. John Healy
S7.1 The Premiership in South Korea. Our intrepid reporter, Henry Bridge, journeys to South Korea to experience English football from a very different perspective.
S6.7 Country Newspaper Section. From time to time, Stig exposes the insular opinions and bizarre stories we find in country papers while we’re off supporting the college. This time around, we feature The Derry Journal, which betrays the unfathomable attitude some hicks have towards Dublin. Yes lads, it’s all a conspiracy.
S6.5 Stig Investigates Club Accounts. Club accounts throughout the league, and how UEFA Licencing deals with it. Kevin Burke
Orig One Professional League Please John Healy and Kevin Burke
S6.3 STIG Investigates the Department of Sport grant allocations by John Craddock.
S6.2 Irish Times Report by John Craddock
S6.2 STIG Investigates the proposed Dalymount Redevelopment by John Craddock
S6.1 STIG Investigates the Genesis Report by John Craddock
BR2005 Way Back When - the 1984/85 Cup Winners’ Cup Kevin Burke
BR2005 The Graduates - UCD’s famous players Declan Hughes
BR2005 They Played Here Too! - Famous LoI Players Declan Hughes
S3.9 Supporters’ Awards Scandal by Stig
S1.5 Visibility Problems by Kevin Burke

Not Serious Articles

Satire, parody and more light-hearted stuff. We felt that we should divide the articles like this because some people seem to struggle to tell the difference. We call those people stupid.

S7.3 Rebel Army - Ridden Rock Solid (Again). Cork fans screwed? Never! Some Shels fan called Des
S7.3 Derry’s Keeper Woes Continue. Have Derry sorted out their keeper trouble? Have they heck! John Healy
S7.3 Shels to Sea.
S7.2 There and in the Black Again, Part I. An eL Lord of the Rings parody. John Healy
S6.8 The Belfield Lament. A Shelbourne fan writes an ode to lament the imminent demise of Belfield ParkPete Goulding
S6.8 Wikitravel – Eircom League.
S6.7 Intelligently Designed Leagues John Craddock. STIG interviews controversial Scientician, Brian MacNice, on his theory that a system of intelligent design, rather than one of natural selection, should operate in the eircom League.
S6.6 Who is League Supremo? Additional text by Douglas Adams.
S6.6 The Dragon’s Den Kevin Burke. Based on a concept originally developed by Ronan Sweeney.
S6.6 FAI Plans Rosenborg-style Big Club John Healy
S6.6 Irish club develops free money technology and issues challenge to the global business community by John Craddock’s word replace function and www.steorn.net
S6.5 A Brief History of Dublin City
S6.5 Outbreak of new lethal strain of Tanorexia in Belfield
S6.1-2 STIG Launches New Visual Identity John Craddock
S5.8 The Twilight Zone
S5.7 Spot the Ball. A little game from one of the famous STIG v One ’f’ in Longford half time matches. John Craddock
S1.7 A Week in the Life of a Pats Fan Kevin Burke
S1.7 Coverage? What Coverage? Kevin Burke

Key
Orig	Original to stigonline.com
S1.2	Stig, volume 1, issue 2.
BR2005	Blue Review, 2005 season.

AERTELwatch	Nothing in here was doctored. No, really. Professional media types actually wrote this crap.
Judas goalkeeper computer game reviews	This series sadly had to be discontinued because we were just losing goalkeepers too quickly.
Tony Cares	Club captain Tony McDonnell turns agony aunt (uncle?). Bizarreness ensues. Tony himself has professed bemusement. We think it’s because he cares.
Deathmatch	Familiar names fight to the death, stickman style!
Chant Archive	Songs of Praise (and of other things!)
The Belfieldian	If Shakespeare wasn’t rolling in his grave, he’d be suing for breach of copyright. Coming as soon as we get our legal clearance. Frankly, we’re in no hurry.